Bit Party

Merry Christmas from the Cotta Brothers!  In this episode we introduce a new Christmas tradition that we hope will become a staple of your holiday season.  If you're anything like us you've had A Christmas Story playing on TBS all day long.  Because it's repeated ad nauseum every year we've decided to devote an episode to this holiday classic not just this year, but every year.  With Ralphie's internal monologue still fresh in your memories we invite you to sit back, relax, and take a break from your inlaws as we pitch a new Christmas classic.

The Cotta Brothers learn the real meaning of Christmas via this Dr. Seuss Classic brought to life by Jim Carrey. We didn't need to have all our possession stolen to know that the holidays aren't about slutty capitalism and merch made in Malaysia. The holidays are about being with the ones you love; speaking of which enjoy the first Bit Party recorded with all 4 brothers in the same room. Happy Holiday's everyone, lots of love from Jared, Brendan, Marshall, and Landis.

 

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Shoutout to the podcast mentioned in the episode: Til Death Do Us Blart.  Tim Batt, Guy Montgomery, and the McElroy discuss Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 every Thanksgiving.  It's a hilarious podcast hosted by very talented, hilarious people.

The Cotta Boys debate if Neo is really "the One" and discuss the pros and cons of taking the red pill. Strap into the Nebuchadnezzar and open your third eye because their movie pitch is about to teach you the meaning of the phrase "woke AF".

If you thought Michael Bay lacked the emotional intelligence to capture the heartfelt substance of self sacrifice and saving humanity, well you'd be right. Luckily the Cotta Boys don't wanna close their eyes, they don't wanna fall asleep, because they have a movie pitch that will take you on an emotional rollercoaster and have your heart burning up as it reenters the earths atmosphere. #WhoisFreddyNoonan  

The Cotta Brothers confront a cursed student film to bring you another spooky episode of Bit Party. We close out the Halloween season with a movie pitch that stretches across the Dreamworks universe and delivers a long overdue origin story. We hope you have a fun and safe Halloween.

The spooky season has the Cotta Brothers binging on some creepy classics. Okay, Beetlejuice isn't so scary but our horror movie pitch is out of this world. We hope you enjoy this first of two Halloween spectaculars. 

The Cotta Brothers get a chance to come back for a second episode and take a look at Indiana Jones' first adventure.  The movie we pitch is a 2 for 1 special and takes us back to that mysterious storage facility that houses the government's coolest ancient artifacts.

The Cotta Brothers debut the Bit Party podcast with a movie pitch that will revitalize the overdone POTC franchise. Buckle up and remain seated for an adventure that's sure to be the next big Disneyland attraction.